Multiple NFL Games Disrupted By Bright Green Dildos

Footballs weren’t the only things flying during Sunday’s NFL action!

Before we got to the games, NFL fans left and right were extremely excited for the first official week of the regular season, and two of the games on a lot of people’s radar were the Cincinnati Bengals-Cleveland Browns  and Miami Dolphins-Indianapolis Colts matchups.

Two contests that ended up being disrupted by flying bright green dildos that were tossed on the field. (RELATED: Because Of Course Dysfunctional New York Jets Had Somebody Get Stuck On American Flag)

In other words, the WNBA-born trend is growing, and here to stay despite previous arrests. The women’s professional basketball league has seen at least eight incidents involving sex toys.

Both the Bengals-Browns and Dolphins-Colts games saw scenes where an official had to pick up a dildo and throw it to the sidelines to keep the contests going with no interruptions.

You can check out the wacky views here (Bengals vs. Browns) and here (Dolphins vs. Colts).

DILDO ON THE FIELD AT THE COLTS DOLPHINS GAME pic.twitter.com/MUvyKlaM2t

— Colts Enjoyer (@AR5Renaissance) September 7, 2025

The only sham here is that this didn’t happen at the New York Jets game.

If you’re a fan of the National Football League, then you’re very well aware that the three-headed monster of dysfunctional teams are, and in this order: 1. New York Jets, 2. Cleveland Browns and 3. Miami Dolphins. It would have been so symbolic if the Jets game would’ve gotten hit with a dildo too.

Quite frankly, the cryptocurrency group behind this whole operation failed to execute their mission without the Jets.