‘Shoot Ourselves In Head’: Jets’ Breece Hall Gives One Hell Of Quote Following Dreadful Loss To Hated Dolphins

The Jets’ misery is my joy. *insert smile emoji*

Following the New York Jets’ 27-21 defeat against the Miami Dolphins in “Monday Night Football” action, the team’s star running back Breece Hall kept it completely real regarding the struggles of his franchise. A reporter asked Hall to sum up the loss, and the answer … well … let’s just say that Hall isn’t happy with the 0-4 start.

“Teams shoot themselves in the foot, then we come back and shoot ourselves in the head,” said Hall, per The Athletic’s Zack Rosenblatt.

Yikes. (RELATED: Bengals’ Ja’Marr Chase Caught On Camera Having Heated Exchange With Zac Taylor)

The Jets had an incredible 13 penalties for 101 yards on the night, and suffered three fumbles. Still, New York managed to only lose by one score.

But that’s because the Dolphins, my Dolphins, are complete ass. Yeah, they had flashy new uniforms, but it was the same ol’ crappy Dolphins. And on top of that, they lost superstar wide receiver Tyreek Hill for the rest of the season after he dislocated his knee. Another year, same pain, but Miami managed to walk away with the victory at least for one night despite only having 300 offensive yards.

Hall had 14 carries for 81 yards in the game.

Breece Hall asked to sum up the loss, said it’s been the same tale in three of their losses:

“Teams shoot themselves in the foot then we come back and shoot ourselves in the head.

— Zack Rosenblatt (@ZackBlatt) September 30, 2025

As a Dolphins fan, there’s two things that I can count on from them: 1. To cause pain to their fans, and 2. To cause pain to the Jets.