Florida Sheriff Grady Judd is truly a national treasure

There is a national treasure in Polk County, Florida, and his name is Sheriff Grady Judd.

If you’re not familiar with Judd, you ought to be. He’s arguably one of the most passionate law enforcement agents in the business, and his sense of humor is nothing short of legendary. During a recent press conference, he unveiled the success of a human trafficking operation that resulted in the arrest of a cross-dressing “prostitute.” His description of events had even the police chief in the background fighting back laughter.

Watch:

Florida CANNOT be a real place..

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— American AF (@iAnonPatriot) September 28, 2025

“There’s things in life you just can’t believe. So you order up a prostitute, right? This prostitute lives with his mother, by the way, he’s got a massive criminal history, a 21-year criminal history with 31 criminal charges. So you order up a prostitute and that’s what you think you’re getting,” Judd said, slapping down a picture of a rather “rough” looking woman.

“Now, when you look at that, you go ‘Wow, that’s pretty rough, but you know, any port in a storm.’ And then the next morning, when you wake up, you find out this is who it really is,” he continues, holding up a mugshot of someone who is very much a man.

“Yeah, we call that coyote ugly. You see, he’s laying on your arm in bed, you go well it was rough last night, but I’ve sobered up. I think I’ll just chew my arm off and ease away so I don’t disturb him or wake him up.”

X users had a field day with the clip:

Dude in the back trying not to laugh lol

— American AF (@iAnonPatriot) September 28, 2025

“You look at that and go wow that’s pretty rough, but any port in the storm.”

— Anthony Galli (@RallyWithGalli) September 28, 2025

Always hilarious when he brings out the exhibits

— definitely not advice (@stillnotadvice) September 28, 2025

Sherrif Grady Judd is a national treasure. Watch his press conferences on YouTube.

— Daniel (@VoteLewko) September 29, 2025

The guy in the back is putting every last ounce of willpower into not dying from laughter

— AJ (@ClearwaterCoder) September 28, 2025

bro in the back fighting for his life

— jcurve.eth (@nogweidotcom) September 29, 2025

He’s is my favorite. He makes me want to move there. https://t.co/TtgLO74GIA

— Fortified Covfefe (@XluvnuX) September 28, 2025

Grady Judd is the GOAT in these parts. That is also not his best presser.

— Karla1953 (@Karla1953) September 28, 2025

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Sierra Marlee is a millennial whose hunger for the truth in a world of fake news has led her to BizPac Review.

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