Senator Kennedy is always good for a pithy one liner or a hilarious speech and this is no exception.
Probably the best way to end the shutdown would be to lock Thune and Schumer in a room with Katie Porter and tell them they can’t come out until there’s a deal.
— John Kennedy (@SenJohnKennedy) October 12, 2025
Just the thought gives me nightmares. Hold the mashed potatoes. https://t.co/VmPBummUq1
— Frank G (@FrankGalvan7) October 12, 2025
She looks like a sleep paralysis demon.
Can I adopt @SenJohnKennedy? Is that a thing? https://t.co/d0qdgfnIWI
— Love Letters (@PoetCheesehead) October 12, 2025
That would be constant entertainment.
I’d call this a stellar plan. Well done Senator. 👍 https://t.co/88rZrVijST
— Earl Cooley (@EarlCooley96661) October 12, 2025
New rule – whenever there is a shutdown, @katieporteroc immediately babysits all of kids of members of Congress until they reach a deal. Shutdowns would be 4 minutes. https://t.co/SnhtL6AOFJ
— Maxwell Pichan (@MaxwellPichan) October 12, 2025
This man is a national treasure and the undisputed funniest man in the U.S. Senate https://t.co/I5R8JsQKl5
— Daniel Reid (@danielp_reid) October 12, 2025
Hands down.
I endorse this message. 😂🔥 https://t.co/NDvlH4yHlQ
— Under the Sky (@UndertheSkyBlog) October 12, 2025
I think Mr. Kennedy is onto something with this. It just might work. https://t.co/Cq4AJ7tDmK
— Erik-Conservative In Cali 𝕏 (@caliucconserv) October 12, 2025
It might be considered cruel and unusual punishment, honestly.
https://t.co/Jzocrqf3m3 pic.twitter.com/8wQ0SnQ3GA
— I Jeff’d Up (@unluckynumber11) October 12, 2025
It’s insane that she’s a viable candidate, absolutely insane https://t.co/Sgg4iZALwc
— NASCARNAC🏆🇺🇸🇨🇴🏁🏒 (@NASCARNAC) October 12, 2025
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It’s California. That explains everything.
The Katie Porter treatment, where they are locked up in a room and have to listen to her. https://t.co/vhWoNjt9Ez
— Beatrix (@BeatrixKiddoSea) October 12, 2025
It might be against the Geneva Convention.
Maybe also be the best way to end the Russia/Ukraine war … hell she may be our best weapon we’ve had in years 😂🤣😂🤣 https://t.co/Vhrn4rQv79
— CC (@samcac509) October 12, 2025
And as the door lock clicks, a massive bowl of steaming hot mashed potatoes comes into focus.
— Kate 🇺🇸🐊 (@KateW1970) October 12, 2025
— PIC (@MikePic36487) October 12, 2025
Lmao, oh that is the best idea I’ve heard in ages. I don’t think I’ve ever felt sorry for Chuck Schumer, but that might just do it. pic.twitter.com/TmCFT3apQC
— yellowsv650 (@YellowSv650) October 12, 2025
He deserves none of your sympathy.
Editor’s Note: The Schumer Shutdown is here. Rather than put the American people first, Chuck Schumer and the radical Democrats forced a government shutdown for healthcare for illegals. They own this.
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