Jon Sopel last posted to Bluesky a truly unconscionable nine months ago. If two Bluesky addicts who loved each other very much had shared bedchambers on the night Sopel last logged in, they’d now be coming to full term. Born into a world in which Sopel posts frequently and exclusively to Musk’s X, despite vowing to leave for good in November 2024 (he returned within 24 hours). In fact, he posted just two hours ago at the time of going to pixel…
A News Agents source close to Sopel has shared their latest tragic theory, claiming Sopel is “a bit confused about his phone”. Surely he won’t go a full year without dropping by?
