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Carol Roth Hilariously Notices Something About Mamdani’s Coronation – Twitchy

They say that history repeats; first as tragedy then as farce. This quote is attributed to Karl Marx, which makes this all the more hilarious.





After every communist / socialist revolution, the serfs cheer as they unwittingly descend into an era of privation. While we know that affluent limousine liberals will never pay the price of their socialist dreams, we find this chillingly appropriate for the proletariat of New York City who welcomed this upper-class child of privilege pretty boy to rule over them. If New Yorkers are lucky, mayor Mamdani will fail due to the hypocrisy of New York’s progressive plutocrats. However, if he succeeds, our poor proles will truly suffer as the utopian promises never materialize.

That’s a lot of words to say that Twitchy favorite, Carol Roth, spotted the irony in her own unique way.

Others added to the delicious snark-fest which followed.

Every good idea starts with other people’s money.

The only disappointment commies experience is that there hasn’t been enough confiscation, regulation or death yet.

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You know that thing where you pretend to throw a ball and the dog chases after nothing, but after the fourth time, the dog isn’t falling for it. This never happens with socialists. See also: Lucy, football

Shut up! Our betters deserve good things, peasants. Alternative comeback: but Truuuuump!

Are you saying that the socialist democrat doesn’t really think of the needs of the little people? No freakin’ way!

Maybe the peasantry is blessed after all.

As Bullwinkle famously said to Rocky repeatedly, ‘this time for sure!’

That’s where you’re wrong. Socialists through amazing parties. Senior comrade, Fidel Castro was a billionaire who had a literal palace where he could charm American celebrities who were already sold on communism (for the peasants, not themselves, of course). If you’re still not convinced, look at the extravagantly lavish royal events that they throw for themselves at the World Economic Forum where they spew socialism and party like monarchs.





But Roth wasn’t done.

Just perfection.

But we love Darth Vader, he brings us power from the Dark Side of the Force. If it weren’t for those damned Jedis and that convicted felon, Luke Skywalker, we’d have everything we ever dreamed of. Darth Sidious 2028!

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