DUKE: Mass Deportation Roadmap Urges Trump To Step Up Workplace Enforcement

Hey y’all, welcome back to Unfit to Print. 

Today we have fake man boobs, mass deportation operations, and so-called “conversion therapy.” Buckle up. 

THE NEW ROADMAP FOR MASS DEPORTATIONS

The Oversight Project released a playbook this morning for the Trump administration to continue its mass deportation operation with the goal of removing one million illegal aliens in 2026. 

The playbook, a copy of which was obtained by the Daily Caller, features 21 recommendations, including enhanced worksite enforcement, debanking illegal aliens, identifying and targeting visa overstays, and reforming and substantially limiting asylum. 

President Donald Trump has expressed hesitancy in the past to enforce illegal immigration in a way that harms business interests, noting that the agricultural and hospitality industries rely on cheap, illegal labor. 

The Oversight Project highlights Trump’s campaign promise to mass deport illegal aliens and says the consequences of mass illegal migration are “no longer theoretical.”

“State and local governments are carrying an unsustainable fiscal burden as public services are extended to those who should not be here and their dependents,” the roadmap says. “What was once understood as a limited safety net for citizens has, in practice, been stretched into a parallel system for non-citizens” 

Although the Trump administration has signaled an interest in softening their tone on illegal immigration, the Oversight Project features polling in conjunction with McLaughlin & Associates and the Immigration Accountability Project that found three-quarters of voters say dealing with illegal immigration is an important priority. They also found that three-quarters of Trump voters are more likely to vote for Republicans in the midterms if Trump is able to deport more than one million illegal aliens in 2026. 

MASSIE’S MONEY BOMB

Kentucky Rep. Thomas Massie responded to a Trump-backed challenger’s attempts to primary him by raising more than $300,000 during a “money bomb” online fundraiser. The live event featured guests like former Texas Rep. Ron Paul, his son Kentucky Sen. Rand Paul, former Georgia Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, and comedian Dave Smith. 

In an exclusive interview following the event, Massie told the Caller’s Ashley Brasfield, “I think a lot of my donors are just Ronald Reagan–type Republicans who want to return to sanity and see Congress function. I get people donating to me who say, ‘Look, I haven’t agreed with you in the past. I may only agree with you on 70 or 80% of what you do, but you’re the only one up there doing anything right now.’”

He also suggested that if former Navy SEAL Ed Gallrein’s primary challenge is successful, it could cause long-term damage to Trump’s winning 2024 coalition. 

“I’m still running on the America First parts of the MAGA campaign and the MAHA campaign,” Massie said. “And if I win, we can keep those people in the tent and keep them motivated to vote in November.”

NOEM MORE DRAMA

Many were wondering why former Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem’s husband was seemingly okay with her alleged open secret relationship with aide Corey Lewandowski. We may have the answer. 

Bryon Noem, the Daily Mail reported Tuesday, cross-dressed in online chats with sex workers. He allegedly had a fixation on “bimbofication,” a fetish where women attempt to resemble Barbie dolls and inject their breasts with saline. One photo of Bryon shows him wearing a flesh-colored crop top with balloons stuffed underneath to resemble breasts. 

A spokesperson for Noem said, “Ms. Noem is devastated. The family was blindsided by this, and they ask for privacy and prayers at the time.”

PRO-LIFE PROBLEMS

The pro-life movement is frustrated amid reports that the Trump administration is restoring Title IX grants to Planned Parenthood. The administration previously sought to pull the grants but temporarily restored them after Planned Parenthood filed a lawsuit. However, the administration indicated that they would ultimately cancel the grants once they went through the normal review process. 

“The Trump-Vance administration has decided not to cancel Biden’s Title X grant awards to Planned Parenthood, the nation’s largest abortion business,” Susan B. Anthony List said Tuesday. “After initially pausing funds that were awarded under President Biden, the administration unfroze the grants in January and will now extend them one more year.”

SBA List President Marjorie Dannenfelser called the move an “inexplicable slap in the face” to the pro-life Republican base. 

White House spokesperson Kush Desai said they faced “significant legal challenges” in canceling the grants but pledged this would be the final year Planned Parenthood received federal dollars. 

“The administration has issued the fifth and final year of Title X grants that were locked in place during the Biden presidency,” Desai explained. “The administration faced significant legal challenges in stopping any of these dollars from going out.”

However, some folks have noted to me that the situation may have been avoided if the Trump administration had instituted the “Protect Life Rule” early in the second term. The Protect Life Rule, which prohibits Title X family planning funds from being used by clinics that provide abortions or abortion referrals, was finalized in 2019 by the first Trump admin and then revoked by President Joe Biden. 

A group of Republican senators, including Texas Sen. John Cornyn, North Carolina Sen. Ted Budd, and Tennessee Sen. Marsha Blackburn — among others — called on the Trump admin to reinstate the rule just last week. 

CHRISTIAN COUNSELORS WIN AT SCOTUS

Christian and conservative counselors scored a huge win at the Supreme Court on Tuesday after the justices decided 8-1 that a Colorado law prohibiting them from advising clients not to change their gender was unconstitutional. 

Counselor Kaley Chiles said Colorado’s law banning supposed “conversion therapy” required her to affirm a child’s gender dysphoria, even if the child expressed to her a desire not to transition. 

The majority ruled that counselors retained free speech rights that outweighed Colorado’s alleged desire to protect public health and safety.  

Liberal Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson was the sole dissenter, writing in her opinion, “It is baffling that we could now be standing on the edge of a precipitous drop in the quality of healthcare services in America.” 

Conservative activist groups rejoiced in the decision. 

Terry Schilling, founder and president of the American Principles Project, said, “The Supreme Court delivered a landmark victory for religious believers, parents, and, most importantly, vulnerable children.” 

Alliance Defending Freedom Chief Legal Counsel Jim Campbell, who argued the case in front of the Court in October, wrote in a statement, “Kids deserve real help affirming that their bodies are not a mistake and that they are wonderfully made. The U.S. Supreme Court’s decision today is a significant win for free speech, common sense, and families desperate to help their children. States cannot silence voluntary conversations that help young people seeking to grow comfortable with their bodies.”