Ozempic (Allegedly) Gov. Celebrates National Walking Day While Chicago Mourns Teen Shot Dead on a Walk – Twitchy

Governor JB Pritzker can now tie his shoes thanks to Ozempic (probably). He decided to commemorate National Walking Day.

Happy National Walking Day, Illinois. pic.twitter.com/AsasLKDIT3

— Governor JB Pritzker (@GovPritzker) April 1, 2026

The GOP seized upon the opportunity. 

Well there’s a first time for everything. https://t.co/B5IKJ9ZdWx

— GOP (@GOP) April 2, 2026

Now that’s funny.

Does the GOP not realize that no decent person wants to associate with people who act this way in public?

The brand is toxic. This is all they know now. pic.twitter.com/wd8FWEoEBe

— Heath Mayo (@HeathMayo) April 3, 2026

RINO, Never Trumper, let’s be honest, he’s basically a Democrat, Heath Mayo, had to act all offended. Relax, it’s a fat joke.

Sorry, the governor who calls Republicans Nazis and fascists can be called fat. 🤷🏼‍♂️

— Billy Gribbin (@BillyGribbin) April 3, 2026

Exactly. 

Do you realize your parents named you after mayonnaise and the knock off garfield?

— SτξΜ Smittie GE.D (@smittie61984) April 3, 2026

It’s probably why he has no sense of humor.

Your party literally forces kindergarteners to hear stories from mentally ill men dressed as women.

— Matthew S Harrison (@MatthewSHarriso) April 3, 2026

Republicans make fun of terrible Governors. It’s fair. 

Wasn’t an innocent young 18-yo college girl senselessly murdered while out for a walk in Chicago? Happy walking, Illinois. https://t.co/lrijaGN7ZH

— Matt Finn (@MattFinnFNC) April 2, 2026

Recommended

An innocent 18 year old girl was senselessly gunned down in Chicago by an illegal you and your party protected while she was out for a walk.

But sure, Happy National Walking Day! https://t.co/EXIrpfYnXK

— Based Bandita (@BasedBandita) April 2, 2026

Yes, he didn’t care about that though.

Is this his response to the killing of Sheridan Gorman, who was also on a walk with friends in Chicago when she was gunned down by an illegal immigrant? https://t.co/EOn3YbRDqe

— Jennie Taer (@JennieSTaer) April 2, 2026

He’s too tone deaf to realize how awful this looks.

Now try it without your armed security. Walk to the Red Line, and go for a ride. https://t.co/fiomXeVIO2

— Nilam Civok (@CivokNilam) April 1, 2026

He would never go without security. He just wants regular people to be unarmed and the criminals to have weapons.

Bro posted this on April fools day. 😂😂😂

(It’s funny because he’s fat) https://t.co/JK8Kjb3IMk

— Trump War Room (@TrumpWarRoom) April 3, 2026

He bought a new pair of sneakers and a jogging suit for his one day video lmao https://t.co/MSkAOYihrs

— 0HOUR1 (@0hour1) April 3, 2026

He has to look snazzy. Heh.

780,000 net taxpayers have walked out of Illinois since 2000.

Maybe we should try reducing taxes. https://t.co/FXPleANqE7 pic.twitter.com/SrbHDLpLlO

— Brian Costin (@BrianCostin) April 3, 2026

Wow! Who know Chicago residents took walking so seriously?

Can he read the room? I guess not. https://t.co/m7P5DYHTlf

— Stephanie Trussell For Illinois 42nd (@trussell2026) April 1, 2026

He cannot. Like, at all.

You look great in orange. https://t.co/fiomXeVIO2

— Nilam Civok (@CivokNilam) April 3, 2026

Excellent foreshadowing, perhaps?

Sheridan Gorman could not be reached for comment, fatso. https://t.co/2pfdU54zir

— jimtreacher.substack.com (@jtLOL) April 2, 2026

Best response.

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