Babylon Bee Roasts Gretchen Whitmer’s Next White House Disguise with Brutal (and Hilarious) Satire – Twitchy

Sometimes, ‘Babylon Bee‘ hits so just right, it deserves a huge shout out. Their latest riff on Governor Gretchen Whitmer was just too good.

Gretchen Whitmer Sneaks Into White House Again https://t.co/Y9bCMTnlbu pic.twitter.com/z9U5kGHnM0

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 19, 2025

Can’t keep her away https://t.co/mwz1e9oRyT

— Daryl Zero (@0DarylZero) April 19, 2025

She secretly loves President Trump. We can’t blame her.

pic.twitter.com/Xh0Q5B3CYz

— Darrin Cothran (@Darrincothran) April 19, 2025

The memes never get old.

That portrait of Washington in the background should be replaced with one of Whitmer when she visits……that way we can get a look at her in any case…..

— Biffy (@2hunglo) April 19, 2025

That would be the ultimate troll.

🤣🤣 She is so weak. Terrible example to young women.

— Dee Kirby (@DeekKirby) April 19, 2025

Whatever it takes to get her foot in the door.

— Beth (@Beth_IRL) April 19, 2025

All she cares about is power.

I heard she’s planning to arrive next time in a Trojan horse—straight from Michigan!

— Santosh Dabade (@santmane) April 19, 2025

Don’t give her any ideas.

I always thought this is exactly what I would wear if I was hiding from the law lol (for real haha)

— Pat (@pmdeegan) April 19, 2025

That’s not a bad plan.

Brutal!
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

— JMartin (@Martin_Just_J) April 20, 2025

Haha! Good one! 😝

— Chad Marcks (@MarcksChad) April 19, 2025

Recommended

Well, she is a ninja.

— Geoffrey Sirois (@link2reality) April 19, 2025

At minimum, she is a snake.

lol. Probably because she is looking for money. Like all good little socialists … always need more of other peoples money.

— David Sherey (@DSherey58237) April 20, 2025

They always run out of that money, too.

I heard Big Gretch said that when you get your photo taken, it sucks out your soul

— Reno (@iamSteveReno) April 19, 2025

Too late! She’s already soulless. 

Still hilarious the second time around as it so succinctly captures the reality.👍👍👍👍👍👍

— Ginger Katz (@ginger_kat74907) April 19, 2025

Poor woman. Had to borrow rashida talibs burqa.

— RRSCH (@RrschRrsch) April 20, 2025

Trying to avoid being kidnapped by the FBI.

— Larrys_view (@larrylooknglass) April 20, 2025

As if anyone wants her.

Better and more useful than any plastic surgery 👍

— Λεγεών (@_________Johann) April 19, 2025

All the plastic surgery hasn’t helped so far.

She has serious mental issues. Keep her away from our president.

— Tom (@XmarksZion5785) April 19, 2025

True that.

I mean… this tracks. She is from Michigan after all.

— Faraway Freedom (@farawayfreedom) April 19, 2025

Oh stop…I laughed so hard I peed my pants.

— Amy Van De Mark (@De_Van0007) April 20, 2025

She looks better tbh

— PNM106 (@PNM106) April 19, 2025

Great makeup Gretchen! Much better than the file folders you were hiding behind last time.

— Ellen Bailey (@Ell5991Ellen) April 19, 2025

Anything is better than looking at her. She is always wearing a scowl.

Peek a boo

— Tiny (@TinyMetaX) April 19, 2025

Whitmer transferred and sequestered covid patients in nursing homes, deliberately causing thousands of preventable deaths.

She needs to be on death row for mass murder.

— Joshua Karr (@jkarrBibleMan) April 19, 2025

Her and Andrew Cuomo should stand trial together.