The Lincoln Project Says That Everything Donald Trump Touches Dies – Twitchy

Whichever young intern is running the X account at The Lincoln Project needs to find a new gig. They’re not even trying anymore. Back in March, they asked, “Are you better off now than you were 8 weeks ago?” Never ask a question when you don’t want to know the answer. The consensus was yes, we’re way better off with a functioning president.

Now they’re back with the lazy take, “Everything Trump touches dies.” It’s a compelling argument, we must say. A lot of people also said The Lincoln Project shouldn’t be posting about touching things.

Everything Trump touches dies.

— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) July 2, 2025

You pedos really shouldn’t be talking about touching anything.

— Dustin Grage (@GrageDustin) July 2, 2025

Everything your pals touch attends junior high https://t.co/V0yAoxjNQC

— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) July 2, 2025

We know what you guys touch. 😬

— Progressive New England (@ClownParty0000) July 2, 2025

Given your group’s deeply troubling history, it’s likely best to avoid using the term “touches.”

— Jason_FLMAN🐊 (@jason_flman) July 2, 2025

Let’s see…

– Borders closed
– Stock market rising
– Gas prices down
– Inflation down
– Consumer confidence up
– Crime down
– Soon no taxes on tips and overtime

I could go on and on, but I won’t.

Looks like this country is alive and flourishing to me.
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— Tami… Just Tami 🇺🇸🇮🇱 (@tbarty03) July 2, 2025

Hunh pic.twitter.com/5XPa0PL4Sv

— 100 Proof 🥃 (@ChampionCapua) July 2, 2025

Except presidential campaigns… right??

— drew scott (@MiddleClassCEO) July 2, 2025

Every campaign The Lincoln Project touches dies.

The market is booming but ok whatever commie.

— Chicken Pox (@Chicken_Pox2) July 2, 2025

Yup, like the Iran-Israel war.

— RL 🇺🇸 (@Ralphy__Boy) July 2, 2025

Market is at all time highs 😂 Border is secured. Iran problem dealt with. What are you talking about?

— Vote Republican Guy (@VoteRepubGuy) July 2, 2025

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As he makes peace and prevents wars around the world and successfully closes the border. Preach on

— Save the Republic (@BrandonAlt9) July 2, 2025

Not the stock market, immigration, or peace talks. He is winning on those fronts.

— Woody Straley (@woodmonsta) July 2, 2025

S&P 500 is all time high, talk about that

— Trump democracy 2025 (@TrumpTheDonNews) July 2, 2025

Funny… You idiots said the stock market would crash.

The Lincoln Project is Goebbels level propaganda.

— The Constitutional Conservative (@TheCCShowcast) July 2, 2025

How does it feel to suck on the tit of the GOAT for sustenance to exist here?

— Nick Morris (@nickmorris_33) July 2, 2025

😂 😂 😂 your alternate reality must suck to live in every day.

— King Trevor (@nothingleft9999) July 2, 2025

When’s he coming to touch you guys?

— bLuSoul (@starspangled76) July 2, 2025

You’ve been saying this for a decade and still haven’t been right

— onegospel (@onegospel2021) July 2, 2025

But just look at all of the research and evidence they’ve presented. This is why Democratic donors give them the big bucks … for posts like these.

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