There is a line that goes something like ‘even a fish would get in less trouble if it kept its mouth closed’ and a woman on vacation learned that lesson all too well. Buckle up because this one will make you not want to leave your house.
Massachusetts woman hit with five-figure medical bill after a wild bat flew into her mouth on vacation https://t.co/V1wAFRY1Fv pic.twitter.com/0w4H32xh6b
— New York Post (@nypost) August 3, 2025
A woman on vacation whose employee-sponsored health plan had lapsed after recently being being laid off wound up with over $20,000 in medical bills after a bat flew into her mouth.
Erica Kahn, 33, was visiting Glen Canyon National Recreation Area in Arizona last August when the horror encounter with the winged mammal took place.
The former biomedical engineer noticed a number of bats flying around while she was outside taking pictures of the night sky, but didn’t think much of it.
That is, until one got too close for comfort, winding up trapped between her camera and face.
When she screamed in terror, an unknown part of the bat wound up in her mouth for a few seconds.
Her father, a physician who had been traveling with her, said she should immediately start a course of rabies treatments, even though she wasn’t sure if she had been bitten.
She quickly went online to purchase a medical insurance plan before going to a hospital in Flagstaff to begin treatments — under the impression it would cover her two-week course of rabies shots, which she received at clinics in Arizona, Massachusetts and Colorado, KFF reported.
But her biggest shock of all came when the bill arrived, showing she owed $20,749 between the four facilities — for treatment including four doses of the rabies vaccines and three shots of immunoglobulin to increase antibodies against the virus, which is fatal if left untreated.
She didn’t realize the insurance plan she had purchased a day before starting treatment required a 30-day waiting period before coverage would kick in, an explanation-of-benefits letter she got in the mail grimly explained.
“I thought it must have been a mistake,” she told the outlet. “I guess I was naive.”
LOL she opted out of COBRA and tried screwing the insurance company and lost.
“[S]he opted against keeping her insurance under COBRA for $650 a month, rolling the dice she would not wind up facing an unexpected medical emergency.”
Oops.
— The Alpha Cow (@Marcus_Porcius2) August 3, 2025
Yes, trying to get one over on the insurance company never works.
Isn’t every medical bill 5 figures?
— Kich (@kichem9) August 3, 2025
That’s true.
I’m going to tell my wife. That way when I tell her to shut up, it’s just me trying to save her life LOL
— Dub Show Podcast (@ThatDubGuy) August 3, 2025
Never tell your wife to shut up either. That can also end up with an hospitalization.
I’m not amazed by the bill. I’m amazed a bat got so disoriented it flew into her mouth.
— Hummingbirder 🇺🇸🏈🌰 (@Humming_birder) August 3, 2025
It’s so disturbing!
Revenge for Ozzy..
— Tom McGuire (@TomMcGuire_12) August 3, 2025
Looks like I’m heading to bed early, before I start yawning tonight 😳
— StopItStacey! (@staceyseider85) August 3, 2025
Probably a great idea!
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