Dave Portnoy says loser of fantasy league will be forced to read Kamala’s book

Barstool Sports founder Dave Portnoy said Monday the last-place finisher in a fantasy football league will have to do a presentation about former Vice President Kamala Harris’ book.

Harris announced Thursday that a book about her 2024 presidential campaign will be released in September. “Varney & CO.” host Stuart Varney played a clip of Barstool Sports blogger Jack Mac laying out what will happen to the last-place member of the league.

“If you finish in the last place in your fantasy football league you will be locked in a room with no phone until you finish reading every single page of Kamala Harris’ new book and then you finish all 500 pages you will be retired to give the entire league a presentation and if the presentation does not pass ChatGPT standards, you will be required to listen to the audiobook for 24 hours straight,” Mac said.

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“You’re the guy that would, you’d make that happen, wouldn’t you? You would actually do that? You know, that’s cruel and unusual punishment. You know that?” Varney asked Portnoy as he started chuckling.

“Some people say there’s no punishment worse than death, I think this one is,” Portnoy responded. “Yeah, this is a bad punishment.”

Harris gave answers that were described as “word salad” during interviews during her tenure as vice president. She flubbed the Pledge of Allegiance while presiding over the Senate during one of her last days as vice president in January.

Harris appeared on “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert” on CBS Thursday to promote her book, during which she cackled when asked specifics about the book, decried a “broken system” she spent over two decades in and refused to say who led the Democratic Party. She also posted a TikTok video in which she botched an online trend.

In October 2024, CBS reportedly edited one of her responses to a question during an interview that aired on “60 Minutes.” The company eventually settled a $10 billion lawsuit with President Donald Trump for $36 million in July despite internal opposition to the deal.

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