Another painfully unfunny office skit from Eric Swalwell has him eat a hamburger and die

Democratic Rep. Eric Swalwell has dropped another cringeworthy video, this time attacking Secretary of Agriculture Brooke Rollins.

The video itself is less than 30 seconds, but quickly implies that Rollins is not qualified to hold her job because she hasn’t “worked in agriculture before” her appointment. This is a rich judgment coming from Swalwell, who has never held a private sector job of any kind.

Watch:

Who’s the secretary of agriculture? pic.twitter.com/Zs1WWtKzeB

— Eric Swalwell (@ericswalwell) August 25, 2025

The gist of the video is that, because Swalwell thinks that Rollins is unqualified, he eats a burger and passes away. This led to an impromptu audit of Swalwell’s work history, which did not end in his favor.

Not in the private sector. pic.twitter.com/eex7Yzkxt4

— Super Journalist (Retired) – JOURN-EL of Skrypton (@Magnum_CK) August 25, 2025

And of course, some people just couldn’t help but mock the lawmaker:

Not sure what’s happening here, but I think he’s trying to be funny…by somehow being the opposite of funny? Or something?

— ResistingTheResistance (@ResistThis42069) August 25, 2025

Well, if you eat a burger sitting out overnight on your desk, than yeah, you might get food poisoning.

— D Block (@Dhmcgrath77) August 25, 2025

do you often eat food left on your desk the day before?

— American_T-Rex (@American_T_Rex) August 25, 2025

Nice glasses, do they make those for men?

What was the final score of your solo pool basketball tourney?

— Abelman (@Abelman01149587) August 26, 2025

When he’s not putting out painful skits, Swalwell can be found simping for California Governor Gavin Newsom.

On Saturday, Swalwell took to X to hint that “Nobel Newsom” is “all the buzz” in Norway, where the Nobel Peace Prize is awarded. This comes after discussions over whether President Donald Trump deserves the award for the number of peace deals he’s been able to negotiate all over the world in the first seven months of his second term.

I just talked to some friends in Norway, where the Nobel Prize is awarded. They’re saying “Nobel Newsom” is all the buzz. Pack your bags, @GavinNewsom, you’re going to Oslo!

— Rep. Eric Swalwell (@RepSwalwell) August 23, 2025

The comment section was not kind about this one, either:

Do you really think the American people believe this bullshit campaign that Newsom could run this country, when the only thing he’s done as Governor is run California into the ground? Well, they don’t. The American people have caught on to the democrats political nonsense and…

— • Angry Frog • (@angrifrog) August 24, 2025

If Newsom’s Nobel-worthy, then I’m the King of Norway.

— Salt T (@Salt_T1) August 24, 2025

This is really cringe dude.

— ℙ’ (@OfAthenry) August 25, 2025

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