Gold Digger Humiliates NFL Legend

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Now I ain’t sayin’ she a gold digga, but she ain’t messin’ with …

No men her age. 

NFL legend Bill Belichick was once again humiliated this week by his 24-year-old mistress, Jordon Hudson, who is nearly five decades his junior. (Bill Belichick Needs Immediate Intervention After Last Shred Of Dignity Gets Pulverized On Air)

On Monday, TCE Rights Management, overseen by Hudson, submitted a trademark application for the phrase “gold digger,” intended for use in jewelry and key chains. 

Jordan Hudson Files to Trademark ‘Gold Digger’ amid Relationship with Bill Belichick https://t.co/c9akdBiFhP

— People (@people) August 27, 2025

Back in April, the company also filed to trademark terms like “Chapel Bill (Bill’s Version),” “No Days Off (Bill’s Version),” and “Belecast,” related to Belichick’s latest coaching endeavor.

These developments in the saga of Bill and Jordon amount to a smoking gun of gold-diggery: she’s setting herself up to make bank by turning her entire relationship with the NFL legend into a self-referential internet meme. 

She and Bill also appear to be mulling over a podcast – “Belecast” is, admittedly, a catchy name – which will only serve to belittle a once great man while boosting her online profile. 

Belichick is like Leonardo DiCaprio, except DiCaprio isn’t dumb enough to fall in love with a 25-year-old.

And Jordon is savvy enough to exploit him.

Yes, I’ve been rather harsh on the ol’ Hoody for a while. But it’s because I used to respect him growing up. He was a football titan and a quirky genius who didn’t care about appearances. He molded and mentored Tom Brady, the G.O.A.T. (Tom Brady’s Divorce Proves Once And For All Why He’s The GOAT)

Now, he’s a meme. Kids today won’t remember him for building a dynasty with the Patriots; they’ll know him as the creepy guy who’s dating a girl younger than their sister.

Unfortunately, we know how his relationship with Jordon is going to end. I’d bet the farm she will cheat on him with someone approximately her age (maybe DiCaprio?). Bill will end up alone, embarrassed, and disheveled, with the UNC football team barely breaking .500.

However, Bill still has time to course correct, heal nature, find a divorced Chapel Hill mom, and live out his days making homemade pimento cheese. 

We hope he finds a small measure of peace.