‘A who’s who of the suckiest people’

Bluesky is a social media platform that capitalized on the left’s meltdown over Elon Musk, and a list of the website’s top accounts is telling.

While leftists aren’t the only people who use Bluesky, it’s clear that they comprise a large majority of its userbase. To illustrate this point, X account “Jarvis”  posted a Wikipedia article that listed the “most followed” accounts, with the very top one belonging to Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-New York.

Look:

I came across this wiki article the other day and it pleased me greatly: the list of the Most Followed Accounts on Bluesky pic.twitter.com/Zg065gNVPL

— Jarvis (@jarvis_best) September 5, 2025

A breakdown of accounts and followers as of this writing:

1. Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez – 2,162,810
2. Mark Cuban – 1,489,460
3. Mark Hamill – 1,291,728
4. George Takei – 1,291,316
5. The Onion – 1,285,834
6. The New York Times – 1,229,982
7. Rachel Maddow – 1,093,175
8. Stephen King – 1,079,803
9. Meidas Touch – 1,021,759
10. NPR – 930,481

Other notable mentions are:

Aaron Rupar

George Conway

Chris Hayes

The Washington Post

Molly Jong-Fast

Medhi Hasan

Senator Bernie Sanders

Rick Wilson

Jim Acosta

Taylor Lorenz

So, basically, exactly the kind of people you suspect would benefit from a leftist echo chamber disguised as a social media platform.

X users had quite a bit to say about the list and the people on it:

It’s like a who’s who of the suckiest people, lol.

— TheFOO (@PolitiBunny) September 5, 2025

I could never have predicted this.

Oh, wait. That’s exactly what I wouldn’t predicted.

— From the Land of Sky Blue Waters (@HammsLager) September 5, 2025

The Onion is the most credible news organization listed.

— What is going on? (@Geowand03) September 5, 2025

Being most followed on Bluesky is like having the biggest d*ck in prison.

— TheBiggestOfAllEd’s (@wonderlump) September 5, 2025

George Conway on top of JoJofromJerz??? She must be crushed

— Hard Times Daddy (@ChuckSalsman) September 5, 2025

Depressing as heck that I know who almost all of those people are. Ugh. What am I doing with my life?

— @tommfoolery (@tommfo0Lery) September 5, 2025

That is the largest group of bunched panties I’ve ever seen.

— Bryan Beltz (@bbeltz1) September 5, 2025

They’ve created a nice little intellectual ghetto for themselves.

— Dr. John Doe, JD, MBA, Esq. (@XtamerlaneX) September 5, 2025

On a lark, I got a BlueSky account
My first post was something pro Trump, nothing inflammatory
My account was suspended in *three* minutes

— Cornpop A Baddude Trump 2028 America (@MarvelMaskless) September 6, 2025

It’s a standard CDC disease stratagem to self isolate the contaminants. Maybe next will be face diapers and fake vaccinations. Could employ an electronic wall ( a great, huge, beautiful one)

— papu (@papu19747338) September 6, 2025

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Sierra Marlee is a millennial whose hunger for the truth in a world of fake news has led her to BizPac Review.

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