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Anti-ICE AWFL Becomes a U-Boat Commander After Leaving Her Car In Drive – Twitchy

The radical left in America is always so busy screaming and screeching their hate-filled messages — not to mention engraving bullets — that it’s easy to forget sometimes that many of them are also mind-numbingly stupid. 





So, while we certainly take the threat they present to America very seriously, it’s important to enjoy some moments of schadenfreudeliciousness at their expense. 

Thankfully, one anti-ICE AWFL in Massachusetts gave us that opportunity this weekend. (We think the video is older than that, but we’re going to write about it anyway because it’s just too funny.) 

According to Fox News’ Bill Melugin, the woman in the post below was so preoccupied with screaming at federal agents for doing their jobs, arresting an illegal, she neglected a pretty important step before exiting her car. 

As a result, she became an unwitting submarine skipper. And gave us some much-needed comedy in these dark times. Watch: 

Whoopsie! 

Cue National Security Advisor Jeffrey Pelt from The Hunt for Red October

 

But that’s not even the best part of this video (although it is the funniest part). 

The best part is that ICE was not even delayed or mildly disturbed in securing the arrest of another illegal criminal. 

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And then we hear one of the ICE agents sarcastically comment, ‘Well, that sucks.’

LOL. 

She never loses and address, does she? 

It will be even more hilarious if this incident lands her on the bad side of some climate whackos. 

LOL. Yes, please. Make it happen, Lee Zeldin. 

Of course, we are blaming the woman here, but maybe the car itself had something to do with drowning itself. 

HA. 

We’re not ruling that possibility out. 

Sir Isaac Newton himself couldn’t have depicted a better example of the fundamental force of attraction in action. 





Every once in a while, He’s nice enough to remind us. 

AWFLs are incapable of minding their own business. 

That might mean they have to engage in self-reflection, and they hate that like a vampire hates garlic. 

It’s been a rough day, with yet another act of violence against a church and its congregation. 

We needed a little mood lightener. 

Heather is not alone there. We’ve watched the clip about 100 times. 

Yes, but they also claim that men can get pregnant, so consider the source. 

It boggles the mind, sometimes. 





We’re betting on cats. But you never know. Some ‘white dude for Harris’ might have been dumb enough to marry her. 

The cherry on top would be if her insurance company refused to cover the damages because she was attempting to obstruct law enforcement when she turned her car into a U-boat. 

HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA. 

Claim denied, says the gecko, in his clipped English accent.

OUCH. Tough crowd. 

(It’s OK. You can laugh at that. We did.)

That it is. That it is, indeed. 

But just like everything else AWFLs stand for, they’ll lose and justice (karmic or otherwise) will win in the end.

The only thing that would make it an even happier ending is a sad trombone. 





And there we have it!

Thank you to Bill Melugin — and this nasty Massachusetts leftist woman — for giving us a sorely needed laugh on a Sunday evening.

The only naval news that could make us laugh harder would be if Greta Thunberg fired another flare … into her own boat. 

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Oh, OK Then: John Brennan Has Investigated Himself and Found He Has Done Nothing Wrong

DRAMA QUEEN: Stephen King Whines That He Is the Most ‘Banned’ Author In America

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