BAWK-BAWK! American Journo Who Fled to Paris Says He’d Come Back if Not for Scary Women With Guns (Watch) – Twitchy

Imagine not only being scared of girls with guns, but admitting it like it’s a good thing on X. 

We can’t help but wonder if this Louis chap is perhaps waiting for one or maybe both of his testicles to drop.

This is just sad … 

Every few months I toy with moving back to the States… then I see stuff like this and remember: absolutely F**KING not. pic.twitter.com/H3O9JlVocm

— Louis Pisano (@LouisPisano) December 9, 2025

The video is actually pretty damn cool. 

Oh, but the responses to him crying about the gun, THEY are comedy gold. X never fails to deliver humiliation to those who deserve it:

Men afraid of women being able to protect themselves give off predator vibes…

— Sara Higdon (@SaraHigdon) December 9, 2025

pic.twitter.com/mi9dSfyS0H

— Wasson Watch Co. (@WassonWatch) December 10, 2025

pic.twitter.com/EXDsXIkMEW

— Sour Patch Lyds ن (@sourpatchlyds) December 10, 2025

This is terrifying. She should have had 2 guns.

— The Lectern Guy🇺🇸 (@lecternleader) December 10, 2025

Right? She really should have at least two …

Gee, France, those are rookie numbers. You’ve got to try harder than that. pic.twitter.com/67rYkSYaXA

— Jim Pacing His Cage 🕊 (@iamisgo11) December 10, 2025

We are better off for it. Thank you.

— Wade Miller (@WadeMiller) December 10, 2025

Truly, thank you.

Your terms are acceptable.

— Toxic Miscuelinity (@Dave_DelFavero) December 11, 2025

You live in France. Shut up.

— ChetGreenwood (@WestMichAnon) December 10, 2025

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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Nothing of value lost pic.twitter.com/xG8OQRY8uz

— National Association for Gun Rights (@gunrights) December 10, 2025

Bye, Felicia.

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