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Truly, Spectacularly Stupid Purchases This Black Friday…
One of the most fascinating things about capitalism is that you’re free to buy stupid things. You…
Maduro Is a Mustachioed Turkey With Bird Flu (and…
Trump has finally pardoned his turkeys — and the ones Joe Biden had wrongly pardoned — and that has…
The Incomprehensible Failure of My Attempts to Woo…
I’m looking for ways to win Sydney Sweeney over. I thought about sending her flowers, but that’s far…
How Much More Attention Span Do We Have Left to Lose? |…
If you look back over the last 50 years, you could chart the evolution of how many seconds a person…
Today’s Teens: The Generation We’ve Totally Annoyed |…
One of the great thrills of adolescence is that you start liking girls. And they, in turn, like…
Bill Gates Has Discovered Something More Profitable…
In recent days, the tech magnate has made headlines by distancing himself from the climate…
Mamdani: The Miracle Hair-Growth Salesman Who Claims to…
Suicidal tendencies used to have a bad reputation. Perhaps the growing normalization of euthanasia…
Friends, Lovers, and Everything in Between | The…
A situationship is someone you don’t need to open the door for — not even on Christmas Eve — but you…
Where Do Babies Really Come From? | The American…
It’s time to debunk once and for all the idea that Daddy plants a little seed in Mommy. I’ve tried…
A Brief World History of Conversation | The American…
The first people ever to speak to each other were Adam and Eve, around 6,000 BC. They were spending…
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