INVESTIGATION: Commons Almond Milk Consumption More Than Doubles After Labour Landslide
A titillating Guido investigation has revealed a shocking trend in the Commons. Labour staffers and MPs are flooding parliament with woke milk…
A Freedom of Information request to the Commons catering team shows annual consumption of almond milk supplies last year. Demand skyrocketed after – you guessed it – July…
Before July the average consumption was 5 litres. After the election it more than doubled to a whopping 10.5 litres. A 110% increase…
Presumably that one litre of oat milk was procured for the thirsty Richard Hermer to argue with Commons staff over as he was reported to have done this week. Drain the swamp…
