Extremely Low Testosterone – No Wonder They Sound Like That – Twitchy

Recently, one of our favorites ‘Coucy’ dug up this whole study showing NPR = hosts had low testosterone. That explains quite a lot, actually.

The reason that all the men on NPR sound extremely gay is presumably because they all have extremely low testosterone levels, dangerously low in some cases, as they themselves admitted in recorded format https://t.co/9iz0vWWnPw pic.twitter.com/ZvvcZtMckh

— Enguerrand VII de Coucy (@ingelramdecoucy) February 25, 2026

Once Mary Katharine Ham saw this information, she had an a-ha moment. What she believed all along was indeed, based in scientific fact. 

This is absolutely one of my favorite priors-confirming findings in history, confirmed for me by NPR reporting. Liberal Dude Voice is a thing. https://t.co/jTuHkB2Pot

— Mary Katharine Ham (@mkhammer) February 27, 2026

Oh, Liberal Dude Voice is definitely a thing and it’s so bad.

This is Really funny! The Voice https://t.co/UGwGKxn9ui

— Katheryn S (@Katgirl3000) February 27, 2026

I for one am shocked! Shocked I tells ya – that male NPR reporters have low T levels https://t.co/Eslv1pw4TA

— Titus Pullover (@StewartD68455) February 27, 2026

Least shocking news ever. 

So what you’re saying is that higher T levels lead to toxic masculinity and misogyny? I might be intentionally misreading your comment.

— Physics Geek (@physicsgeek) February 27, 2026

Honestly, the worst men are the ones who claim they are progressive feminists so it makes sense. More ‘manly’ men are way better men.

The ostentatious “aaahhhh” that they do halfway through someone’s answer to indicate that they already understand completely because they are so smart is the most irritating thing in the world. Enraging.

— Jaime Griesemer (@32nds) February 27, 2026

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Oh, they most definitely think they are better than everyone else.

Yup and it also correlates to business performance, culture and society stability, family happiness…it isn’t a secret.

— Recliner (@Recliningdad) February 27, 2026

Increasing T also moves one towards Repulicans.https://t.co/0U6c57N2CK pic.twitter.com/u6LVjuXLue

— Scott A Lavender (@scottalavender) February 27, 2026

So more testosterone makes for smarter men. 

Another example. Many such cases. https://t.co/EB5O9Ujqrc

— Scotty P 🎸 (@Scott_7791) February 27, 2026

well I guess NPR confirmed two things: (1) there is such a thing as “beta males;” and (2) many of those beta males work for NPR

— Not Simo Häyhä (@h2av8tor) February 27, 2026

Facts don’t have feelings and Respect the Science.

“testosterone made me interested in science.” pic.twitter.com/F4pfnrNbRB

— AmericanIPA8 (@AmericanIpa8) February 27, 2026

That explains why the Left rejects actual science like biology, for example. 

The most unsurprising, and delightful, NPR finding.

— Jernzburg McJacobs (@McJernalist) February 27, 2026

It really is – I can’t imagine mating with one of those specimens.

— Terlingua Girl 🇺🇸 (@terlinguagirl) February 27, 2026

We’ve known for quite some time that NPR sorely lacked testosterone.

— Ripper Magoo (@stsmith01) February 27, 2026

Least surprising news ever. 

Among the less obvious symptoms are frequent use of the phrases “lived experience,” “calling out” and “pushing back”

— Randy Watson (@randolphkwatson) February 27, 2026

Always a tell-tale sign.

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