First excerpts from Kamala Harris’ book released in glorious parody form

A popular satirist on the social media platform X has written a totally fake, now-viral excerpt from former Vice President Kamala Harris’ book, “107 Days.”

Set to be released in September, the book “tells the story” of what happened during her 2024 presidential campaign.

The excerpt, published on Tuesday by Jarvis, a fake/parody left-winger, looked at first glance like it could be real, up until one started reading it and discovering its hilarious idiosyncrasies.

Kamala’s book is going to be incredible. pic.twitter.com/PoEwpHH8wF

— Jarvis (@jarvis_best) August 5, 2025

“Tim was a breath of fresh air on the campaign was largely responsible for the ‘joy’ vibes that permeated the early days of our partnership,” the grammatically incorrect excerpt begins, referencing Harris’ vice presidential pick, Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz.

“Our internal polling had shown that voters described my chronic laughter as off-putting and reminiscent of a witch or a sick horse, but Tim said we could turn a negative into a positive by running a positive, upbeat, ‘joyful’ campaign to contrast Donald’s darker, more diabolical vibes,” it continues.

It’s not clear whether Walz was the true originator of the “joy” campaign, though the so-called “joy” campaign was certainly real. So was Harris’s widely panned laugh.

“The early returns were quite positive,” the excerpt goes on. “The Joy Campaign allowed friendly media to portray us as relatable by engaging in things that ordinary scum did often, such as shopping for ‘potato chips.’ We released a video where Tim and I and some staffers whose names I forget went into a grocery store Secret Service had cleared out.”

“As planned, Tim picked up a bag of mesquite flavored chips and tossed them to me. After about a dozen takes, Tim managed to successfully throw them to me and I managed to catch them. We released the ordinary shoppers from the shed they were locked in and hit the road. People loved that video,” the excerpt reads.

Did you catch the fun stuff — like referring to everyday voters as “ordinary scum” and forgetting the names of staffers?

The excerpt concluded with the fictional Harris writing about how nothing they did increased Walz’s likability with young straight men.

“While the public seemed to like Tim initially, the polling showed he was unable to make inroads with young straight men,” it reads. “We tried everything. Pictures of Tim hunting. Fixing cars. Talking football.”

“But every time we thought we had a winner, Tim would take the stage at an event and prance about and wave frantically with both hands like a complete sissy and the polls would dive again. Then came the constant requests to braid my hair,” it concludes.

The public has been loving the excerpt:

Sometimes complete fiction is closer to the truth than truth itself.

— Arthur Stirling (@stirling_arthur) August 5, 2025

As a professional novelist, it is time for me to hang it up, because I will never equal this level of literary brilliance.

— Larry Correia (@monsterhunter45) August 5, 2025

A modern writer like we’ve never seen. A real modern-day Blake, Shelly, Elliot, and Fitzgerald all rolled into one.

— hewloe (@hewloehewloe) August 6, 2025

If only this was the actual book – it would be the comedy hit of the year. Alas, I suspect the real book will be far less entertaining than this.

— Timothy Sullivan (@AnvilLitmus) August 6, 2025

A thing of beauty, a work of art. pic.twitter.com/rOpTXYQOvC

— The GoobFather (@WeGoNoFurther) August 5, 2025

What made the excerpt even funnier was that many social media users weren’t sure at first whether it was real or fake.

Of course, by the time most people got to the “ordinary scum” part of the excerpt, they knew it wasn’t real.

This isn’t Jarvis’s first fictional write-up. In late June, he published a fake Supreme Court ruling from Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson in which she obliterated her conservative colleagues over a majority decision they’d just made.

Look (*Language warning):

Just now reading the Supreme Court’s opinion on nationwide injunctions and, yes, as other people have pointed out, Justice Jackson’s footnote 1 is complete fire. pic.twitter.com/eYclMRpuaP

— Jarvis (@jarvis_best) June 27, 2025

In the hilarious parody ruling, Jackson used curse words, referred to the “Presidential penis,” and called colleague Justice Amy Coney Barrett a “soulless ginger ass b**ch.”

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V. Saxena is a staff writer for BizPac Review with a decade of experience as a professional writer, and a lifetime of experience as an avid news junkie. He holds a degree in computer technology from Purdue University.

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