Back in June, Greta Thunberg was detained by Israeli forces after attempting to sail to Gaza. She must have enjoyed her time in Israeli custody, despite her claims she was ‘kidnapped,’ because she’s doing it again.
WATCH:
NEW – Greta Thunberg, about to set sail to Gaza, “this story is also about a global uprising, about how people are stepping up when our governments fail to do so.” pic.twitter.com/wq3JLFrpHv
— Disclose.tv (@disclosetv) August 31, 2025
Girl, whoever told you bangs looked good was lying to you.
Greta’s last attempt at “fueling the global uprising” went great pic.twitter.com/MhYy8IvABu
— Enguerrand VII de Coucy (@ingelramdecoucy) August 31, 2025
So great.
— Vincent Charles: Roi De Tout, (Ret.) (@YesThatVCharles) August 31, 2025
Heh.
A lot of people dont know this, but Greta uses a sharpened rock tool to cut her hair because of the carbon used in scissor making
— Chris Nodimas🍄 (@CholeraFan) August 31, 2025
LMAO.
Her royal lineage goes back centuries. pic.twitter.com/sZpaDHukcU
— Shooting News Weekly (@SN_Weekly_) August 31, 2025
‘Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.’
She’s irrelevant.
— Gunther Eagleman™ (@GuntherEagleman) August 31, 2025
She was never relevant.
Hair stylist: So, what look are you going for?
Greta: I’m looking for something that really brings out my autism.
Hair stylist: Say no more. https://t.co/A5aL9aXUS1— theRoddick (@OriginalRoddick) August 31, 2025
Aaaaaand we’re dead.
This haircut is why they don’t let retarded kids have scissors https://t.co/sDcg5rQv7V
— Magills (@magills_) August 31, 2025
We’re never leaving X. NEVER.
Why does she look like a Dutch pilgrim? Lord Farquaad looking little doom goblin. https://t.co/2upwlcSc2q
— The Dank Knight 🦇 (@capeandcowell) August 31, 2025
Crying. Laughing.
“WTF??” – Skeletor https://t.co/g2eDZBLCoL
— NeverTweet (@LOLNeverTweet) August 31, 2025
Hahahaha. She does look like He-Man.
We all have that one cousin who cuts their own bangs https://t.co/25ipxunvYV
— Fall of Rome 2.0 in 4K (@still_a_nerd) August 31, 2025
Greta is that cousin.
She manages to squeeze in genocide, climate, environment, colonization, and fascism in a 25 second sound bite. https://t.co/T0v2srruWW pic.twitter.com/U0Qf2XQEbl
— Nick McCormick (@Lifelongcynick) August 31, 2025
Truly amazing.
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