Idiocracy Is Here! David Hogg Says Jasmine Crockett is the Leader the Dem Party Needs and Plants Crave – Twitchy

Note: The following story has a lot of sarcasm and satire.

Democrat Party Vice Chair David Hogg is a great judge of character. How do we know? Well, he says Jasmine Crockett has what it takes to lead the Democrat Party to amazing heights. See, we told you!

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DNC vice chair David Hogg says Democrat Rep. Jasmine Crockett is the perfect person to lead the Democratic Party.

I could not agree more.”Jasmine Crockett. I love her. She is amazing.”

“What we should be asking ourselves is, ‘What are we really fighting for?’ Because we know it matters.”

“And I think Jasmine is frankly the type of leader that we’re really looking to support…”

Sit back and take in Hogg’s wisdom. (WATCH – LANGUAGE WARNING)

NEW: DNC vice chair David Hogg says Democrat Rep. Jasmine Crockett is the perfect person to lead the Democratic Party.

I could not agree more.

“Jasmine Crockett. I love her. She is amazing.”

“What we should be asking ourselves is, ‘What are we really fighting for?’ Because we… pic.twitter.com/xVpnh6sPBA

— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) May 23, 2025

That’s one smart kid. The cussing shows he’s serious!

Commenters agree – that’s just how persuasive Hogg is! See, profanity works!

Jasmine Crotchrot is the undisputed leader of the Democrat party.

— MAZE (@mazemoore) May 23, 2025

She’s a savvy boss who knows what she’s doing.

I’m with Hogg on this one.

— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) May 23, 2025

If we can add AOC and have these two have a cat fight, it will be quite the entertainment 😆

— Silva Tetro (@tetro_silva) May 23, 2025

AOC would be no match for Crockett’s fake nails.

Some are already seeing a future Democrat Party presidential ticket of brains and brawn.

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Crockett/Hogg 2028

— Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) May 23, 2025

Now that’s a ticket the Democratic Party deserves.

— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) May 23, 2025

We dont deserve those two lol

— BasedCasper (@CasperTheBoss23) May 23, 2025

Yes, we do!

Crockett and Hogg have something other Democrats lack – mass appeal!

We agree with David! Get Jasmine! Perfect choice! pic.twitter.com/r8ZwI9Asvg

— Autism Capital 🧩 (@AutismCapital) May 23, 2025

I really think logical swing voters in America will rally behind Crockett when she runs in 2028.

— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) May 23, 2025

particularly white men in states like PA, AZ, GA – her message would really resonate with them, they should go this route if they wanna flip those states back in ‘28

— Parker (@pk198722) May 23, 2025

Careful what you wish for… pic.twitter.com/YoZmh5ZAFW

— Welcome to Costco, I love you! (@BrawndoDrinker) May 24, 2025

What are you talking about? We love President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho. Brawndo and Crockett have what plants crave. They’ve got electrolytes!