Kamala Harris cackles over Americans being spied on through wireless earbuds

Every time she opens her mouth, former Vice President Kamala Harris proves that America dodged a serious bullet.

She joined Stephen Colbert’s late-night show, where she joked about people listening in on your conversations via your wireless earphones, which she learned while in classified intelligence briefings. Instead of being horrified that the average voter might have their digital privacy violated, she cackled.

Watch:

Kamala cackles hysterically about wired earphones.

Cringe level: HIGH pic.twitter.com/BJyLoom8HP

— Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) August 1, 2025

“And that’s me on a call, so you’ll see my phone is actually on my lap, and you know- I’ve been teased about this, but I like these kinds of earpods that have the thing,” she said, gesturing to older wired headphones. “I’ve served on the Senate Intelligence Committee, I have been in classified briefings, and I’m telling you, don’t be on the train using your AirPods and thinking somebody can’t listen to your conversation.”

“I’m just telling you, that’s a little bit more secure,” she added, laughing by herself.

While she and Colbert may have been excited to gloss over that shocking bit of information, X users were horrified. Others were just glad they don’t have to listen to her voice for the next four years:

I was enjoying my Friday morning…… thanks for this repressed memory.

— Flaxen Cord (@Flaxen_Cord) August 1, 2025

How is it possible that she seems worse now than she did on the campaign trail? Like even worse at speaking than before.

— P.T. Ward (@HTWardish) August 1, 2025

Narrator:
And that was the moment the Senate Intelligence Committee was no longer known for intelligence.

— Thinker (@MakeUrMov) August 1, 2025

Omg it’s so cringe I can’t even watch it!

— Kathleen Winchell (@KathleenWinche3) August 1, 2025

She was never built for politics. Thats why she polled >2% in her own party”s primary.

— TetTitanium (@TetTitanium) August 1, 2025

At another point in the show, Colbert asked Harris to point to a definitive leader in the Democrat Party. What followed was a serving of word salad so hefty that it belongs on the Weight Watchers menu.

Watch:

Stephen Colbert: “Who’s leading the Democratic Party?”

Kamala Harris: “There are lots of leaders.”

Colbert: “Who’s generally A leader of the Democratic Party?”

Kamala: “I’m not gonna go through names…”

Absolutely pathetic. pic.twitter.com/2xedLG8TBN

— Julia (@Jules31415) August 1, 2025

“I think it is a mistake for us who want to figure out how to get out and through this, to get out of it, to put it on the shoulders of any one person. It’s really on all of our shoulders,” she said.

Writer/Columnist

Sierra Marlee is a millennial whose hunger for the truth in a world of fake news has led her to BizPac Review.

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