Keir Unleashes the Beast While Kemi Fusses Over Fuel – Guido Fawkes

‘Let Keir Be Keir’ has come to pass; he has unleashed the Beast. His fury echoed in the Chamber, as he attacked his opponent with unrelenting righteousness. Ideally, you’d have an Old Testament voice to pull this off – the PM makes do with those high-tension E strings in his throat. He must be in danger of garotting himself when he lets himself go, but he is in country-before-party mode and no sacrifice is too great.

What a smorgasbord the leader of the Opposition had to browse over. Our pitiful destroyers limping out of port. Our unwanted aircraft carrier with its single Sopwith Camel. Macron’s magnificent monster steaming to defend our sovereign base in Cyprus. Rachel’s defence cuts pitched as the greatest increase in defence spending in generations. The PM’s vacillation that the US President has found so disappointing. The unproscribed IRGC in London and the 20 terror plots it’s had foiled. The new Ayatollah’s multi-million pound flat opposite the Israeli embassy . . .