Man Gets Rocked To The Moon After Argument Flips Into Violence At Florida Costco

Royal Rumble weekend is coming up, so why not?!

Let’s take a trip to North Port, Florida, where I’ve been to plenty with Southwest Florida being a favorite spot of mine. It’s full of the iconic Florida Man, snowbirds, palm trees, the works, what you would expect from a town in SWFL.

Well, things got a little crazy recently at the local Costco between what appears to be an authentic Florida Man and a snowbird (who, from the looks of it, has to be either from New York or Boston). (RELATED: Broncos Fan Laid Out Like Blanket By Patriots Supporter In Post-Game Mile High Brawl)

As with every fight video that I cover, it’s not known what started the argument between the fellas, but what we do know is that Florida Man was not happy with the snowbird putting his keys into his face the way he did. After a couple of seconds of that and some more jawing, Florida Man absolutely let him have it.

Holy hell, just wait until you see this punch.

WATCH:

This sort of violence at Costco is ridiculous. Take this to Sam’s Club. pic.twitter.com/eD8YQ1xyhc

— Joe Kinsey (@JoeKinseyexp) January 28, 2026

Let’s be honest, both of these guys look like idiots, but in this day and age, you can’t just let people stick keys in your face. Personally, I’ve seen too many videos online where a fight turns into someone getting stabbed in the neck. Yeah, I’m good.

I don’t blame Florida Man for punching the snowbird’s lights out, but for the love of God, people, why can’t we just stop being (bleep)holes?