Mini Guatemalan Child Predator Creep, Illegally Here, Busted by ICE – Twitchy

Sometimes you just have to laugh even when the story is about an illegal child predator. Obviously, that part is horrific, but the visual is hysterical. 

🚨SEXUAL PREDATOR ARRESTED: ICE New Orleans arrested Cristian Soto-Galeano, a citizen of Guatemala 🇬🇹. His criminal history includes a conviction for indecent behavior with a juvenile and was sentenced to 2 years in prison.

📢We stand ready to face any challenge, big or small. pic.twitter.com/mbSRetZ4qh

— ICE New Orleans (@ERONewOrleans) September 8, 2025

This might be a short story. 

It’s the 3rd Krassenstein brother. https://t.co/PK0VymBuP6

— Lizzy Lou Who (@_wintergirl93) September 8, 2025

I have so many questions. https://t.co/qTUXtY21Df

— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) September 8, 2025

One of the first ones should be why is he fun sized.

MS-13 has their own Rizzler https://t.co/zMDt5hHH8Q

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) September 8, 2025

Did he fall short of reaching his goals

— Spence Rogers ✟ (@SpenceRogers) September 8, 2025

Since his goal seems to be abusing kids, let’s hope so.

pic.twitter.com/JUIVEw2dWp

— Captain James Heise (@OvertempMarine) September 8, 2025

pic.twitter.com/CBgHVODVdw

— Brittany Rae (@legitbrittFLA) September 8, 2025

Now, those guys are creepy, but not child predator creepy.

Krassensteins for scale pic.twitter.com/eYTIroIJII

— Maine Antifa (@MaineAntifa) September 8, 2025

Wait is he a child SEXUAL PREDATOR or a CHILD sexual predator?

— Jarvis (@jarvis_best) September 8, 2025

This is a very fair question.

Did you hear the story about the midget who was climbing down the prison wall?
It is a little con descending.

— HoneyMoon (@HoneyMo95745606) September 8, 2025

The jokes write themselves. 

If you grew up on Looney Tunes, you remember him… pic.twitter.com/Y8ltemFKHD

— GunsNewYork (In Exile) (@guns_ny) September 8, 2025

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You guys arrested Tattoo? https://t.co/kM9qkZfciS pic.twitter.com/qGP2OU9TQt

— Jay Lampert (@MortChristenson) September 8, 2025

The plane, the plane!

The sequel is good, but I prefer the original. pic.twitter.com/j5T2yZtntd

— After Dinner (@AfterDinnerCo) September 8, 2025

Evil little people!

No need for a plane seat, just deport him back in a suitcase pic.twitter.com/2xeFSVhqRe

— LogKa (@LogKa11) September 8, 2025

In a carrier for a large dog.

Don’t worry @ICEgov , they come in just this size. pic.twitter.com/TezsjFGmK8

— Meddlesome (@meddlesome__) September 8, 2025

How convenient!

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