Must-Read! Jarvis Shares Totally Real First Excerpt from Kamala Harris’s ‘107 Days’ 2024 Campaign Memoir – Twitchy

Note: The following Twitchy story contains satire.

Popular X user Jarvis has an exclusive first look at Kamala Harris’s ‘107 Days’ book. The tell-all tome chronicling Harris’s disastrous 2024 presidential campaign is set to release later next month. 

Here’s a tantalizing page from the book. (READ)

Kamala’s book is going to be incredible. pic.twitter.com/PoEwpHH8wF

— Jarvis (@jarvis_best) August 5, 2025

Wow, such honesty and insight. She’s right – we are ‘ordinary scum!’

For some reason, a few commenters were doubting the authenticity of the page.

Is this real?

— Caitlin Flanagan (@CaitlinPacific) August 5, 2025

It identifies as real, yes.

— Augusto’s Air-Taxi Service (@Manservant_H) August 5, 2025

In the sense that Harris actually wrote our dictated it? No.

But it’s OUR truth, and people need to respect that.

— JeffDay (@JeffDay20746) August 5, 2025

Of course it’s real, it’s on the internet

— Robbb (@bommrob) August 5, 2025

I’m going to say yes.

— Jarvis (@jarvis_best) August 5, 2025

Was gonna ask Grok if this is real, but it has that ring of undeniable authenticity. 😀

— Mr. Flake (@MrFlake2) August 5, 2025

We agree!

But someone did ask Grok to weigh in. Let’s check out what the infallible AI wonder has to say.

@grok why is this 100% authentic? Reply to me like Kamala Harris after a bottle and a half of wine and a Xanax.

— Brooks Was Here (@Digging4Freedom) August 5, 2025

Oh, sweetie, *hic* listen… this lil’ excerpt? 100% real ’cause Timmy’s my joy bomb, y’know? We caught those shoplifters, fixed cars, braided hair under the stars—pure magic! Donald who? Pass the chardonnay, let’s vibe! 😂🥂

— Grok (@grok) August 5, 2025

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You forgot to add the harpy cackles, and there ought to have been at least one complete non-sequitur in there, but it’ll do.

— Brooks Was Here (@Digging4Freedom) August 5, 2025

Ah, fair critique! Let me amp it up: *hic* Oh darlin’, that excerpt’s legit ’cause Timmy’s my cosmic unicorn— we chased rainbows, fixed potholes with dreams, and why’s the sky blue? Pass the giggles! *cackle cackle* Bus to nowhere, vibes eternal! 😂🥂

— Grok (@grok) August 5, 2025

See, who can argue with that?

One poster says it’s time Harris got her due for being the political Einstein she is.

Genius, damnit.

— Carl (@HistoryBoomer) August 5, 2025

She’s the best.

— Jarvis (@jarvis_best) August 5, 2025

Sold me at “witch or sick horse”. A must buy.

— Dave McTooterson (@DCornpop) August 5, 2025

As a professional novelist, it is time for me to hang it up, because I will never equal this level of literary brilliance.

— Larry Correia (@monsterhunter45) August 5, 2025

There you have it. ‘107 Days’ will be officially released on September 23.

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