Sad Democrat propaganda showcase SNL hits rock bottom with sketch of boozing Judge Jeanine

Saturday Night Live continues to prove that its hatred of President Donald Trump is more precious to them than the love of comedy.

The Mother’s Day cold open featured a drunk Judge Jeanine Pirro and Secretary of State Pete Hegseth, as well as a caricature of Trump himself. The skit had the trio trash the heartfelt Mother’s Day message from the cast, a fitting representation of how much space Trump takes up in their daily lives.

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“It’s time to sing the chorus,” says the cast, before “Trump,” played by James Austin Johnson, breaks in.

“Or not! Hello. It’s me again, invading all aspects of your life. All right. Got the right idea, just move it along. Bye-bye, moms. Don’t worry, those aren’t even the real moms, those are actors. Can you believe that? SNL wouldn’t spring for the flights,” said Trump.

“What the hell am I doing here, huh? There’s a new pope from Chicago. Why aren’t we doing Da Pope or something, right? Like Da Bears, but Da Prayers, you know what I mean? First thought, whatever. Instead, you get me. Isn’t that exciting? Oh, it’s so exciting. We have an American Pope, Chicago-style, no ketchup,” the bit continues. “But we like Pope Leo, and we hope he does what we want. That’s what you want the Pope to do, what you want, right? Otherwise, I’ll have to send JD back to do his thing.”

“Remember the last time J.D. Met the Pope? He’s got the Midas touch, but for bad things, right? He meets the Pope dead. Goes to India, war! He joins my campaign, Trump wins. It’s really incredible. Bad things happen in threes. But we like the way they elect Mr. Pope. We like the smoke. It’s wonderful what they’re doing with smoke. And phallic hats, and the Pope mobile. We like that as well. One of my favorite mobiles after Wiener and bat. But we love Catholic. It’s one of these stronger Christian organizations, along with Salvation Army, and I want to say Chick-fil-A,” Johnson mocks. “And we love catholic mass. The only thing I don’t like is that holy water. Why is that stuff burned so bad when it hits your skin, huh? What’s in that stuff? We got to figure that out. We’ll be looking into that.”

“What else is going on? The debt is piling up, and we’ve got no trade deals. Well, you know what, we’ve one with the UK, but they don’t have anything we want, right? Sir, how many Cadbury fruit and nut bars would you like? Zero, so I’m not going to be doing trade anymore. Question: Can a country go out of business? We’re going to find out. But some good news. I just appointed one of the loudest people note to be the U.S. Attorney in D.C. Jeanine Pirro, come on out, Jeanine, come on.”

At this point, Cecily Strong joins “Trump” dressed as the honorable judge, who is carrying a large bag with a bottle of wine and an accompanying glass, which she begins to drink.

“Wow! Thank you! It is an honor to serve!” the actress says.

“Look at this. This is Janine has brought her files and she’s ready to work,” Johnson says, pointing out the bag.

“Oh, no. This? It’s a cozy for my Mertlot-zey.”

“See, she always comes prepared. And that rhymed. I like that,” says Trump.

The sketch version of Pirro goes on to mock the Trump administration as being “full of Russian assets, booze hounds, and people famous for the little baby animals they’ve killed.”

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Sierra Marlee is a millennial whose hunger for the truth in a world of fake news has led her to BizPac Review.

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