Sex Toy Chaos Strikes ‘Monday Night Football’

Here we go again, ladies and gentlemen!

The Minnesota Vikings and Chicago Bears squared off in the first “Monday Night Football” of the season for ESPN, with the former pulling off an exciting 27-24 comeback victory. But that’s not what I’m here to talk about. (RELATED: Multiple NFL Games Disrupted By Bright Green Dildos)

During the game, a sex toy was thrown on the field to continue the craze that originated in the WNBA, which resulted in a security guard having to scoop it up so it didn’t interrupt things. And here’s what made the scene even more hilarious: After removing the dildo, the guard received a loud ovation from fans.

The dildo, which was bright green like all of the other sex toy incidents, was thrown onto a Soldier Field end zone from the stands. Fortunately, there was no delay in the game thanks to the security guard.

WATCH:

🚨🚨BREAKING🚨🚨

A GREEN DILDO WAS THROWN ON THE FIELD OF THE #BEARS – #PACKERS GAME.

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This was the third dildo thrown onto the field at an #NFL game this weekend.#DILDOGATE CONTINUES.
pic.twitter.com/kfgZcBPst0

— MLFootball (@_MLFootball) September 9, 2025

At this point, I’m all for the chaos, but that might be the severely jaded part of me talking. After dealing with a bunch of “adult responsibility” nonsense during the day, what’s better than watching absolute chaos break out courtesy of a green dildo?

Someone just threw a GREEN DILDO on the field at the Bears game 💀 pic.twitter.com/vvRSozBO34

— Greek American (@GreeksForTrump) September 9, 2025

I can’t believe I’m raising daughters in this crapshow. (LMAO)