U.S. Customs and Border Protection Has Some Good Advice For DOJ Employee Who Threw Sandwich At Cops – Twitchy

President Trump’s administration is not only delivering win after win, they’re also having a little social media fun while doing it.

The U.S. Customs and Border Protection agency is no exception:

Next time you’re hangry, just eat the sandwich. pic.twitter.com/Ar0N1Y0kPk

— CBP (@CBP) August 14, 2025

Whoever is running this account deserves a raise.

Those 12” subs are dangerous in the wrong hand.

— Wayne (@netcurious) August 15, 2025

Has anyone checked to see if this individual had an open carry sandwich license? Was it an assault sandwich? It has been reported that it was a foot long, so it was obviously an extended sandwich – which can’t be legal. What about the lettuce being sawed off, or the pickles being…

— dbgleason (@davidbgleason) August 14, 2025

Those are great points. Where are the liberals calling for more sandwich control???

It sure beats losing your job and going to jail over it. 🤣

— Simon Unleashed (@SimonSaysKnow) August 14, 2025

That was the most expensive Subway Sandwich in America. 😂 His Job and Jail without even taking a bite. 😂👍🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/s3aOlC1qf9

— TheMastiffMafia (@mafia_mastiff) August 14, 2025

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Yea, we’re pretty sure this guy didn’t think this one all the way through. Which, to be fair, is certainly not out of character for a Democrat protester.

Lols.
Love that we are no longer living in a Biden/Obama America.

— FreedomHealth (@LaughlandMorgan) August 14, 2025

Wonderful times indeed.

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