We Might Need To Consider Deporting Shohei Ohtani, And Here’s Why

Shohei Ohtani … I’m sure you’re familiar in some capacity.

The Los Angeles Dodgers superstar is one hell of a baseball player, he’ll go down as one of the greats, there’s no doubt about that. But think about it: what American minor league superstar are we missing out on right now because of Ohtani’s presence?

But it’s not an answer that I’m looking for, it’s more of the point that Ohtani is guilty of stealing a job from an American. That, alone, is grounds for deportation.

And then you have this situation with him being an alleged degenerate. There’s an interesting conspiracy theory floating around about how Ohtani was the actual gambler while his former interpreter Ippei Mizuhara was the fall guy, which is driven by doubts from financial logistics and initial inconsistent statements.

To make it even more interesting, the feds themselves said that there was no evidence whatsoever that Mizuhara was a gambling addict prior to this whole ordeal. But, of course, all of this is alleged, alleged, and alleged, but something to keep on the “we might need to deport this guy” list. (RELATED: John Kruk Asks Tom McCarthy To Punch Him In Face If He Ever Becomes Vegan)

And the reason why I’m bringing all this up now is because of what happened during the “Sunday Night Baseball” KidsCast of the game between the New York Mets and Seattle Mariners, as a girl from Australia’s Little League World Series team was interviewed and gave quite the answer about Ohtani when asked about him.

Monica Arcuri told a story from 2023 when she saw an Angels game in Anaheim when he played for them at the time. Ohtani popped out a home run and her brother ended up getting the ball, but when she tried to get Ohtani to sign his autograph on it, things … well … I’ll let her explain.

“He hit a home run into an area where the fans couldn’t go, and then this guy got the ball and gave it to my brother,” said Arcuri. “So the next day we went to the VIP box at the front and I asked for his signature, but all he gave me was a side eye and not a nice glance. So after that, I’ve never liked him ever since. He’s not really humble. Not my style.”

So, in other words:

• Ohtani took a job from an American
• He’s an alleged gambling degenerate
• And he hates kids

This girl is shitting all over Shohei Ohtani and it was AMAZING. Queen shit. pic.twitter.com/LjrpoWgS25

— Jay (@jaybronious) August 18, 2025

Sounds like somebody who needs to be deported to me.