White House updates official ‘Events Timeline’ to ZING the Trump haters

The Trump administration updated the official White House “Major Events Timeline” on Thursday, amid all the belly-aching on the left over the addition of a long-needed ballroom.

The timeline features Executive Mansion renovations since George Washington selected the site for the White House in 1791, and was updated to include a few events sure to rile the left, including former President Bill Clinton’s tryst with intern Monica Lewinsky and the discovery of cocaine during President Joe Biden’s term.

The White House has revamped its website to defend the destruction of the East Wing. And they’ve done it exactly the way you’d expect https://t.co/A7Bq2G0U3c pic.twitter.com/KVuTHXqlpg

— Sam Stein (@samstein) October 23, 2025

“For 150 years, Presidents, Administrations, and White House Staff have longed for a large event space on the White House complex that can hold substantially more guests than currently allowed,” the page explains.

Offsetting a fevered misinformation campaign against the current renovation, the page explains, “President Trump met with members of the White House Staff, the National Park Service, the White House Military Office, and the United States Secret Service to discuss design features and planning.”

The page also notes that Trump and other donors, “have generously committed to donating the funds necessary to build this approximately $250 million structure.”

Descriptions of the aforementioned updates can be seen here:

1998 Bill Clinton Scandal – President Bill Clinton’s affair with intern Monica Lewinsky was exposed, leading to White House perjury investigations. The Oval Office trysts fueled impeachment for obstruction.

2012 Muslim Brotherhood Visit – Obama hosts members of the Muslim Brotherhood, a group that promotes Islamist extremism and has ties to Hamas. The Muslim Brotherhood is a designated terrorist organization by nearly a dozen nations.

2023 Cocaine Discovered – During Biden’s administration, a U.S. Secret Service agent discovered a small, zippered plastic bag containing cocaine in the West Wing entrance lobby. Speculation has pointed to Hunter Biden, an admitted drug user. Additional evidence includes a laptop, seized in 2019, which contains photos of frequent drug use alongside emails about foreign business dealings (Ukraine, China) involving his father, Joe, while he was Vice President.

2023-2024 Trans Day of Visibility – The Biden/Harris administration hosts transexuals at the White House in 2023, and goes on to establish the “The Transgender Day of Visibility” on the same day as Easter Sunday in 2024.

A photo of a transgender supporter, who posed in a photo with President Biden, infamously exposing his surgically implanted breasts on the White House lawn, is included in the timeline.

Rofl pic.twitter.com/H4kdurEWvw

— Phaeton (@Phaet0nn) October 24, 2025

Here’s a sampling of responses to the story, as seen on X:

I voted for this.

— JJS (@jamesseegs) October 23, 2025

With truth and facts. Yes, that’s exactly what we expect — and what we voted for. I understand why you’re so embarrassed and ashamed when you look in a mirror.

— William Rest (@RestWillia6795) October 23, 2025

It’s hilarious how you idiots are all upset over the east wing after you tore down statues of our founders.

Leftists are positively schizophrenic.

— Dignity Dude (@DignityDude) October 23, 2025

F*ck off. pic.twitter.com/vkSEhR6P9I

— Palmetto State Conservative (@PStConservative) October 24, 2025

Truman gutted the inside of the WH & he & his family had to live in the Blair House for 3 years. You folks are acting crazy over a ballroom to find a reason to complain. It’s sad & pathetic. Almost as bad as covering for a brain damaged Biden for four years. ‍

— John Wright (@FalterKathleen) October 23, 2025

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